Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Random Warnings

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Unknown Pepper Spray

This broom does not actually fly.
Harry Potter Toy Broom

Caution: Will be hot after heating.
Unknown Pudding

For indoor use only.
Christmas Star – Outdoor Icicle Lights

Caution: Non-Flamable
Unknown Fire Extinguisher

Parking for drive-thru service only
McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY


Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth. 
 Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine

Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Hershey’s Almond Bar

Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
Mama Instant Noodles

Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
A gas pump

                            

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