Chuck Norris...The Badass

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can walk trough a drive thru.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is...

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.